"If there is poop anywhere in that bathroom except in the toilet, I am going to be really upset..."
"Grant, of course you can have a night out with the guys- just take Pursy with you."
"Purslane, I am so happy that you love your brother so much, but please don't put your pillow OVER his face- next to him is just fine.."
"Pursy, do you ever say "no" to Mama?" (this is what is called a double bind- no right answer)
"Grant, is my muffin top super obvious in this dress or just subtly obvious?"