Friday, January 20, 2012

Things I Never Thought I'd Say...

"If there is poop anywhere in that bathroom except in the toilet, I am going to be really upset..."

"Grant, of course you can have a night out with the guys- just take Pursy with you."

"Purslane, I am so happy that you love your brother so much, but please don't put your pillow OVER his face- next to him is just fine.."

"Pursy, do you ever say "no" to Mama?" (this is what is called a double bind- no right answer)

"Grant, is my muffin top super obvious in this dress or just subtly obvious?"

1 comment:

  1. Bahahaha! I love the last one. I ask Silas about the status of my muffin top all the time.

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